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Aeronik
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Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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 Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:10 am Post subject: SPAM fest 2009 |
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We're kicking off 2009 with a new activity so put on your drawing faces and gear up for;
The idea is simple - take the subject line of a spam email and illustrate it!
A great deal of spam focuses on male insecurities, but as the spammers become more creative in their attempts to circumvent filters the subject lines become much more interesting. For example:
Enhance your Purple-Headed Yoghurt-Thrower*
Get armed for a new love battle
Make your pants a pyramid!
And occasionally the indecipherably bizarre:
Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus
Employee sticks pole into boss literally
Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street
Why, they practically draw themselves!
*Lets try to keep the tumescence to a minimum and look for the less obvious interpretations.
BONUS ROUND!
The winner of this activity, to be concluded at the end of January will receive a "unique" Unit16 t-shirt tailored to their "exact" specifications!
So get into it!
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Dreamshark
Unit Cadet
Joined: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 13
Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:29 am Post subject: She wants you huge python in her now! |
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She wants you huge python in her now!
I went straight to my inbox and found this beaut line, complete with spelling mistake. |
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ditchman
the violator
Joined: 26 Aug 2008
Posts: 157
Location: uk
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| Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:55 am Post subject: Show her who the REAL man is |
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Show her who the REAL man is
I don't get spam any more, but I found a good supply here if anyone else needs some.
http://mbajackass.blogspot.com/
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Aeronik
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Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 511
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:50 am Post subject: |
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Here is a quicky
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xanadoodle
Unit Cadet
Joined: 26 Jul 2008
Posts: 7
Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:23 am Post subject: |
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Just a quickie, entitled: ATTENTION! TRANSFER OF FUND!
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CamdenLikesGreen
muppetational
Joined: 18 Jul 2007
Posts: 107
Location: Melbourne
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| Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:51 am Post subject: |
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The line:
Wear the friend in your pants with pride, confidence and masculinity.
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megpig
Orthomyxoviridae
Joined: 13 Dec 2008
Posts: 31
Location: melbourne
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| Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: |
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As we all know, in the future we will live in giant domes under the water. |
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Teemu
Fabulous Spam
Joined: 10 Sep 2007
Posts: 200
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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Very nice entries, folks!
My subject line was "ill" but the juicy bit was the content.
As one might suspect, I often have a hard time keeping a straight face at poetry readings.
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redfive
stay on target
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 148
Location: Seattle, WA
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the kitchen
Hears the lamentation of the women
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
Posts: 151
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| Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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darkreaver
reaving unworthy souls
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 119
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| Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:22 am Post subject: |
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i don't know what's going on, and you shouldn't, either 
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Teemu
Fabulous Spam
Joined: 10 Sep 2007
Posts: 200
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:50 am Post subject: |
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Here's another last minute entry. The subject line was:
"Shoot like a pornstar?"
Why, yes. 
I did two versions:
| Pierre-Joseph Proudhon wrote: | | Whoever lays his hand on me to govern me is a usurper and tyrant, and I declare him my enemy. |
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the kitchen
Hears the lamentation of the women
Joined: 19 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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I used my enlarged prick to slap my girl and made her suck it real good.
got the first part in the piccy, thought i'd go for some great computer colours.
Your eyes might hurt.
 
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ditchman
the violator
Joined: 26 Aug 2008
Posts: 157
Location: uk
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| Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Your powerful uprise will excite women
some very funny stuff going on
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sticmann
Player 1UP!
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:53 am Post subject: |
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Teemu, that poetry bit was fantastic
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Teemu
Fabulous Spam
Joined: 10 Sep 2007
Posts: 200
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:56 am Post subject: |
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Thanks, Sticmann!
So, I was wondering...
Could we like, you know, get ANOTHER activity for 2009?
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scobot
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Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 672
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| Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Yep you are spot on as always , sorry - aero and I have been really busy
and you WIN 
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Aeronik
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Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 511
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| Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:46 am Post subject: |
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It's true. Work is breaking our forum faces. 
I'll be clear to sort this one out in July. |
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Aeronik
godless heathen
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:31 am Post subject: |
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| And at last Teemu receives his just desserts. Of spam! |
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